Mrs. Sayers: "Time now for your grapefruit, Nina."
Nina: "No! Time now for dancing!"
Middle America: "Wow, Natalie Portman's got such devotion to her art. Look how thin she is."
Jezebel.com: "Way. Too. Thin. Patriarchy at its worst."
Maris Crane: *shudder* "The flab..."
Thomas Leroy: "So! Which of you will dance the lead in Swan Lake now that my beautiful little princess, Beth, is over the hill?"
Nina: "God I hope I get it..."
Thomas: "You, Nina. I grow weary of Winona Ryder. Beetlejuice was great and all but Autumn in New York? And Mr. Deeds--what was that about? No, you shall be my new little princess!"
Beth: "Great. First cast off by Tim Burton and now a George Balanchine knock off."
Mrs. Sayers: "Congratulations, honey! I got you something!"
Nina: "Gee, Mom, I just purged myself down to eighty pounds. I don't know that a Cake Wrecks knock off is my idea of a celebration."
Mrs. Sayers: "OK, fine! In the trashcan it goes, ungrateful child! You know Christian Bale's mom visited him on the set of The Fighter to bring him cake and after verbally abusing her for ten solid minutes, he ate his cake."
Nina: "Sorry, Mom. Mmm, finger licking good."
Thomas: "Your white swan is good, Nina. But your black swan lacks that je ne sais quoi. Come. Let me seduce you into giving a good performance."
Nina: "GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE."
Thomas: "That was me seducing you when it should have been the other way round!"
Jane Spofford: "You know, when I was in your position, it took me one cello solo to get my groove back."
Lily: *giggle* "Oops, I messed up, but that's OK! I'm going to laugh it off like the free spirit I am."
Thomas: "Look at Lily, Nina. She has Black Swan written all over her. Literally. Did you see the tattoo? Doesn't she evoke freedom, passion, sexuality? Can't you just hear a refrain from Bizet's Carmen playing whenever she walks by?"
Nina: "Note to self: visit a tattoo parlor and invest in Forever 21's underwear as outwear collection."
Lily: "Hey, I'm sorry I told Thomas you complained. I didn't mean to go all Single White Female on you. Want to go out for dinner?"
Lily: "Waiter, I'll have a burger, rare, extra beef. And extra cheese. WOOF!"
Nina: "I'll have seven and a half capers artfully arranged with a teaspoon of low fat dressing. Well, it's been nice but I should go home. My stuffed toys aren't going to tuck themselves in."
Lily: "But I want to pick up boys and channel Lord Flashheart and make the club scenes in Party Monster look tame."
Nina: "So, my place or yours?"
Mrs. Sayers: "You naughty girl! Where have you been?! I can see your dirty pillows! Well, I could if hadn't dieted your chest into oblivion but you know what I mean."
Lily: "Sweet girl."
Nina: "Lily, why'd you leave this morning without even offering to take me out to brunch at Monk's?"
Lily: "Wait, you think we did it? You had some lezzie wet dream about me? Was I good?"
Jack's Sense of Mounting Indignation: "Lucky. I had a vaguely homoerotic relationship with a suave, liberated alter ego and all I got was a t-shirt and a third degree lye burn."
Thomas: "So, yeah. I'm going to make Lily, the perfect seductive black swan, your alternate. You're not...threatened, are you?"
Nina: "Beth! She's trying to take my part! I need your help. Oh, by the way, these are yours."
Beth: "You STOLE from me?"
Nina: "Oh, don't look so shocked."
Beth: "I'm not perfect. I'm NOTHING."
Nina: "GAH! Hallucinations! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
Mrs. Sayers: "Nina! What happened to my sweet girl?"
Sadako: "Haven't you read enough Reviving Ophelia spin offs to figure it out?"
Nina: "She's GONE! And now I'm off to dance! Okay, here goes."
Thomas: "Nina, how could you fall over?!"
Darren Aronofsky: "It's okay. It'll be that much more awesome when she succeeds. That's how the ballet world works. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I saw Flashdance like eight times."
Lily: "Nina, you totally can't do this. Let me dance the role."
Nina: "NO!" *stab* "Now to hide the body, dance the role I was mean to dance, and outsex a French lech."
Nina: "I'm doing it! I'm doing it! I've unleashed my inner beast and now I can dance the black swan!"
Sadako: "All with a little help from tinted contact lenses and crazed eye make up."
Lily: "Hi Nina, you were great. Well, bye!"
Randy "The Ram": "Eh. It's been done."